The Join, or Die Donkey Edition Uni-Tee

🐴 The Join, or Die Donkey Edition Uni-Tee
Item No. 1776-D.
Franklin knew the stakes.
A rattlesnake, severed into eight pieces, each labeled with a colony. A warning: divided, we fall. It was printed in black ink on ragged paper, passed hand to hand in taverns and town halls. It stirred something ancient. Something defiant.
Now, the donkey lies in pieces.
Not out of disrespect. Out of necessity. Because the message is the same: unity or extinction. The Democratic Party, fractured by infighting, fatigue, and the slow erosion of shared purpose, needs a rallying cry. This is it.
The shirt is soft. But the message is not.
Vintage-wash cotton, tailored for movement—marches, canvassing, late-night strategy sessions. The graphic is stark: the iconic Democratic donkey, segmented like Franklin’s snake, each piece labeled—Youth, Labor, Climate, Justice, Women, Rural, Urban, Immigrant. Beneath it, the words: “JOIN, OR DIE.”
It’s not subtle. It’s not meant to be.
Wear it to remind your fellow travelers that the revolution isn’t over. It’s just waiting for everyone to show up.
Sizes S–3XL. Navy, Maroon and Heather Gray. Machine washable. Not for the faint of heart.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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